• Daughter: I have a blog, Mom!
  • Me: I have blog, too. When I was younger.
  • Daughter: Really?! What is it about?
  • Husband: It's all about me.

“Please waste your time on me.” — Six Word Story (via stevenbong)


This guy brings the date to you…


I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.


things change slowly yet all so fast // t.p.r